copyranter:

How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.

allonsy-to-pigfarts:

ernmacarstairs:

The closest thing we have to parental supervision on here is John Green but I don’t think he counts

princemordo:

heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

• its not you
• there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
• i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

• pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
• be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
• ps its more than likely because i want to be close

how do you like the sex?

“swiggity sweeper in the vajeeper”

youronlinegirlfriend:

roses are red

anon hate is rude

i can’t write poems

send me a nude

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

HAHAHA OI GISELA :3

yogvrt:

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed 

yogvrt:

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed